After the furor of the scandal on the leaked photos, being reliable and honest shit-stirrer, i engaged a private detective, P.I Bai, to investigate our male protagonist's room to uncover his sinister and sick habits.
Setting 7P.M. Room 616
Armed with a camera and the courage of a lion, P.I. Bai charged into the room finding the male in the state of sexual repose, taming his out of control monkey.
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Photo Exhibit 1 - A616 busted doing his ding dongs.
We instantly secured the perimeter and cordoned off the area to ensure the integrity of evidences. We also managed to subdue the horny wanker and seized a couple of key evidence from the crime scene.
Photo Exhibit 2 - A616's wet underwear stained with semen stains
We conducted primary survey of the crime scene and used our Krimesite Imager to scan his bed for semen stains. We also used ACP under UV light to ensure that we do not confused his saliva for semen stains.
Photo Exhibit 3 - A616's semen found on his bedsheet under UV light.
Photo Exhibit 4 - A616's semen found on his pillow case under UV light.
All evidences have been packed and sent to the Health Science Authority for further laboratory analysis.
Inital interrogation reports suggests that the accused denied all acts of sexual perversion and insisted that the stains were from the rain splashing in from the window. (Note that there wasnt any rain on the day)
"We advise all members of the public to stay away from the offender until the case have been investigated with proper forensic procedures", commented Mr Luai, Chief Investigating Officer of this operation.
Committing sexual acts whilst watching animal porn is a criminal offence and offenders are liable to 2 weeks of Orange duties and 6 strokes of spanking by Su.
-Reported By Mr Kuku
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