We present to you latest breaking news of Mr Bai's secret underground love life.

This morning, we observed that there was a bottle of urine-like substance in a NeWater bottle hanged outside the handle of Mr Bai's room. (Refer to Photo Exhibit 1, 2 and 3)

Photo Exhibit 1

Photo Exhibit 2

Photo Exhibit 3

Upon closer inspection and opening of the bottle, we realised that it is not urine, but herbal tea.

We also realised that there was a handwritten 'Jiayou' near the top of the bottle, as seen in Exhibit 3.

We appeal to all members of Block A to keep a lookout for Mr Bai's secret admirer and tell her/him that she/he has fallen for the wrongest guy in the block already, and that she/he needs to really need to wake up her/his idea and find a better guy.

In the meantime, i appeal to all Block A people to find out who is the secret admirer, it's time to take revenge for all the suanning, stealing of matri card, dousing of water, name-calling obscene groping that Mr Bai has done to you. We must make him pay for his treachery.

P.S. Mr Kuku also appeal that he also like herbal tea and that he will fully appreciate nice pretty girls to make herbal tea for him instead of Mr Bai.

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It was a sight to behold for the lucky few who were present at breakfast this morning 12 November 2008 at approximately 9.15 a.m, Leong Meng Loon, aged 23 was seen carrying the entire tray of pepper and soya sauce from the Block A table and sauntering to the table that is usually populated by Block D occupants. Out of curiosity, the Acers looked over and all was clear. Leong was publicly spending some quality time with a mystery girl. After some careful observation, Leong was clearly exhibiting visible happiness and joy that particular morning, in the presence of that girl.

Leong was previously sighted having a similar rendezvous past midnight a few weeks ago. But there was insufficient evidence to nail the culprit. Over time, the jury decided not to pursue the matter. However, Leong showed no signs of remorse and did not know better than to incur the wrath of the authority.

Several hours after the sighting of the day, a single session of interrogation conducted by yours truly was held over MSN. According to the facilitator, Leong was observed to display signs of initial denial, then multiple attempts at diversion from the topic. Such characteristics of escapism are symptomatic of a guilty conscience and on the verge of confession. Upon that, the interrogator persisted in seeking nothing but the absolute truth from Leong. After an arduous period of three quarter of an hour, the man could take it no longer, having suffered an upheaval of emotions in which he found it impossible to contain his overflowing desire, he finally succumbed to confession.



The following piece of evidence reveals the final conclusion of the interrogation. Given both pictorial and stated evidences, there is sufficient proof in the court's conviction of Leong, drawing the entire case to an indisputable official close.






Reported by:
wy

n.b: revenge certainly is sweet.