Tuesday, November 25, 2008
The Mystery of Mr Bai Secret Lover
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, We present to you latest breaking news of Mr Bai's secret underground love life.
This morning, we observed that there was a bottle of urine-like substance in a NeWater bottle hanged outside the handle of Mr Bai's room. (Refer to Photo Exhibit 1, 2 and 3)
Photo Exhibit 1

Photo Exhibit 2

Photo Exhibit 3
Upon closer inspection and opening of the bottle, we realised that it is not urine, but herbal tea.
We also realised that there was a handwritten 'Jiayou' near the top of the bottle, as seen in Exhibit 3.
We appeal to all members of Block A to keep a lookout for Mr Bai's secret admirer and tell her/him that she/he has fallen for the wrongest guy in the block already, and that she/he needs to really need to wake up her/his idea and find a better guy.
In the meantime, i appeal to all Block A people to find out who is the secret admirer, it's time to take revenge for all the suanning, stealing of matri card, dousing of water, name-calling obscene groping that Mr Bai has done to you. We must make him pay for his treachery.
P.S. Mr Kuku also appeal that he also like herbal tea and that he will fully appreciate nice pretty girls to make herbal tea for him instead of Mr Bai.
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