Official Press ConferenceReporters risk their lives when they report the truth. After days of torment with his distorted face splashed across headlines, the real victim has decided to step up and present the truth. The very truth.The REAL truth.We are all university students. We need to read between the lines. We need to filter away all the loud, untrue nonsense rumours. And then finally we need to fine tune our ears to pick up the REAL rumour that is slowly but surely making its way around our block.Setting 1 - A616 1410 hoursKey witnesses: Bryan, Kailing.Me: So do you really like HER? In all truthfulness.Mr Kuku: Look into my eyes. Why do you think that way. I do not even TALK to her.Me: (does not believe any of that crap)Setting 2 - Level 3 0125 hrsKey witnesses:Ying Xia, Zen, KaiLing, Xiu Xiang(Someone) Shouted: OMMMMMGGGG, she's chatting with Mr Kuku. On MSN!!!!!!Girl: (Closed the MSN window immediately and pretends to look at an excel spreadsheet). No i am not talking to him!!Everyone else: (does not believe any of that crap)----------------------------------------------------------------------------It appears that everyone has been distracted by the smokescreen that Mr Kuku has skillfully put up to mask his own attempts. Technically, Mr Kuku is not lying. Maybe they have not been talking to each other. But apparently they have been chatting to each other. And so I have forgiven Mr Kuku and wish him all good luck in his pursuit of happiness. (PS: I am going to take screenshot of this post so that u cannot delete. Muhahahah)Reported from the frontline by: A616
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