Dear acers, I have been informed by one of my informants that I am currently being shit stirred and that a picture of Lucy and me was uploaded. I anxiously went to check the blog and to my relief, I look good in the picture. That was my only concern. As long as I look good in the picture, I don't care about being shit stirred.
However, I told my Daddy about me being shit stirred and he was very upset about it. This is because he was planning to matchmake me with a few of his other loanshark friends' sons and this shit stirring incident might hurt my chances of getting together with an Ah Long's son.
I am now very upset about this whole incident because it has always been my childhood ambition to get married with an Ah Long's son so I can carry on with the loansharking business. I do not want to jeopardise my chances of getting together with an Ah Long's son!
Therefore dearest acers, in order for me to have a happily ever after marriage with an Ah Long's son, please only make sure the shit is substantial enough before you even stir it. If it is false shit, don't even bother because you will offend my loanshark daddy and he will specially import pig's heads and deliver it to your room. This false shit stirring incident hurts my reputation in the loanshark match making arena.
Dearest Chok and Hanjing, you guys are very lucky because my Daddy is very busy with collecting loans due to the recession and hence he has no time to deal with this incident. For your own safety, I suggest that you guys refrain from such an act again.
Thanks
Genius Poh
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